tardisity: everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear (Source: paranormaltardisity, via zivadinozzos)

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

(Source: paranormaltardisity, via zivadinozzos)

marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t oh my god. (Source: ltsashakaidanovsky, via zivadinozzos)

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: ltsashakaidanovsky, via zivadinozzos)

youngjusticer:

I think this is my favorite thing ever.
Disney Villains, by Isuardi Therianto.
“Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other.”